behold the power of cheese

today was a pretty good day. went to the gym, canceled that out by going to bennigan's for dinner, etc. etc. haha, i have a junk food problem. i actually wasn't all that bad, grilled shrimp + baked potato. i would have rather had the monte cristo (deep-fried ham and cheese sandwich hells yeah), i'm a cheese-aholic. if cheese were ever banned for whatever reason, i'd go cheese baron and open up a speakcheesy (or more like speakeasy amirite)! i once told james about my speakcheesy idea, and i'm pretty sure part of his brain exploded while trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me.

'coming to america' is one of the funniest movies in the history of movies. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! he good! ahhaha just let your SOUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL GLOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! random reference, but it is on hbo right now.

j and i are returning to williamsburg to hit up busch gardens the weekend of sept 23rd, if anyone is interested. maybe we can get a whole crew together, hit up the park, and then come back and have a hotel party. you know, like we young adults like to do. ride rollercoasters and drink. it's the perfect combination! i haven't been since i was 13, so i'm pretty sure the park has changed in the past ten years.

i don't know if anyone who reads this is a smoker, but can i just say i hate going out to smoky bars? it's disgusting. i can't breathe, it makes my eyes all dry and red, and it makes my hair and clothes stinky. i can't imagine how anyone can tolerate breathing in that stuff firsthand, i can't even handle secondhand. it's gwoss. i still sorta feel bad for my banned smoker friends, though. it's like eddie izzard said: "that's right california, no smoking in bars...and pretty soon no drinking and no talking either!" still, other people's drinking doesn't affect a person like smoke does. when someone beside you is getting hammered, they aren't like, emitting alcohol fumes that get you drunk by association. and if they are, you should probably hotfoot that person on over to the emergency room, 'cause that just ain't right.

foot's asleep, so with that i bid you all adieu.


p.s. kristin! when are you having that awesome house party? can i bring kid n' play?